She always said it was just a phase… but now I can’t stop picturing how many guys saw her like this before me picture 1 of 1

She always said it was just a phase… but now I can’t stop picturing how many guys saw her like this before me

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Babe, This Ain't No Chore—It's A Damn Honor!'

Babe, This Ain't No Chore—It's A Damn Honor!

Gen Z sluts pretend to be feminists publicly but privately they just want to a cruel, abusive misogynist old enough to be their father to fuck them up the ass in a cheap motel room.'

Gen Z sluts pretend to be feminists publicly but privately they just want to a cruel, abusive misogynist old enough to be their father to fuck them up the ass in a cheap motel room.

She likes snacking'

She likes snacking

Gave lil sexy a show in the middle of the aisle 😏'

Gave lil sexy a show in the middle of the aisle 😏

Is this why my roommate constantly asks me to watch porn with him?'

Is this why my roommate constantly asks me to watch porn with him?

You're always the most useful in the kitchen.'

You're always the most useful in the kitchen.

Her grandfather held one leg, keeping her open as his son took her for the first time, sliding inside slowly, moaning softly in satisfaction of a long-awaited moment.'

Her grandfather held one leg, keeping her open as his son took her for the first time, sliding inside slowly, moaning softly in satisfaction of a long-awaited moment.

Cock is your life, do whatever it takes to get it'

Cock is your life, do whatever it takes to get it

There's no escaping your purpose'

There's no escaping your purpose

Honey, I'm so glad we hired a gardener...'

Honey, I'm so glad we hired a gardener...

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