It’s not gay, your older neighbour just had a divorce so you are doing whatever it takes to help him out and get over his bad break-up! picture 1 of 1

It’s not gay, your older neighbour just had a divorce so you are doing whatever it takes to help him out and get over his bad break-up!

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Who needs to wear the condoms, my cuck or my bull?'

Who needs to wear the condoms, my cuck or my bull?

coworkers too drunk'

Coworkers too drunk

Whores: remember to say "thank you."'

Whores: remember to say "thank you."

That's a perfect match'

That's a perfect match

Happiest day of my life'

Happiest day of my life

Happy Valentine’s Day 😇 time to take my place'

Happy Valentine’s Day 😇 time to take my place

Eventually it won't need its head shoved to do its job.'

Eventually it won't need its head shoved to do its job.

Who do you want more??'

Who do you want more??

a helluva substance'

A helluva substance

pure truth'

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