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It’s hilarious you had the misconception

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Take your pleasure to a whole new level for Faun 😈 Pull out your 🍆 & reach G🔵🔵N Heaven with every PUMP 😵‍💫'

Take your pleasure to a whole new level for Faun 😈 Pull out your 🍆 & reach G🔵🔵N Heaven with every PUMP 😵‍💫

look bud, it's not gay, it's just very important to have protein after a workout'

Look bud, it's not gay, it's just very important to have protein after a workout

Can't stop myself'

Can't stop myself

Every man should experience this'

Every man should experience this

me when ??'

Be polite when communicating online'

Be polite when communicating online

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It’s an extremely helpful way of reframing your life. You aren’t JUST meat. You aren’t JUST an object. You exist in service of Men. Your value is whatever I assign it. You are my pornography.'

It’s an extremely helpful way of reframing your life. You aren’t JUST meat. You aren’t JUST an object. You exist in service of Men. Your value is whatever I assign it. You are my pornography.

Pervy manager said I’m nothing but a swollen hole to pump'

Pervy manager said I’m nothing but a swollen hole to pump

She just needs a cumrag'

She just needs a cumrag

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