It went great, Sweetie. Too bad you couldn't make it 🐢 picture 1 of 1

It went great, Sweetie. Too bad you couldn't make it 🐢

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Your daughter steps in'

Your daughter steps in

Isn't it nice that your girlfriend helps a stressed, married man let off some steam?'

Isn't it nice that your girlfriend helps a stressed, married man let off some steam?

Use them, break them, own them'

Use them, break them, own them

I am always ready to fix my wife's stupid friends.'

I am always ready to fix my wife's stupid friends.

She hates her ex'

She hates her ex

Damn, you came quick when I mentioned him 😏'

Damn, you came quick when I mentioned him 😏

Never forget what you are'

Never forget what you are

Oops! Your Girlfriend Couldn't Resist My Charm'

Oops! Your Girlfriend Couldn't Resist My Charm

Going the extra mile.'

Going the extra mile.

It's not gay if I just ignore my bud until he submits'

It's not gay if I just ignore my bud until he submits

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