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Is it Gay to Find Your Wife’s Glasses? (Amongst Other Things)

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you have to pay for that orgasm, hope it’s worth it🤣'

You have to pay for that orgasm, hope it’s worth it🤣

Why would I not bring my daughter on our first date?'

Why would I not bring my daughter on our first date?

Objects don't get respect'

Objects don't get respect

oh youre such a bad boy sweetie'

Oh youre such a bad boy sweetie

My boyfriend needs to understand that he isn't good enough for me'

My boyfriend needs to understand that he isn't good enough for me

Don't Let That Bad Boy Give Your Missus a Ride'

Don't Let That Bad Boy Give Your Missus a Ride

This is the most you can aspire to be if you're a woman'

This is the most you can aspire to be if you're a woman

You'll Never Guess What Happens Next...'

You'll Never Guess What Happens Next...

Where are all our 18 and 19-year-old near future moms?'

Where are all our 18 and 19-year-old near future moms?

Say thanks slut'

Say thanks slut

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