I have so many excuses... they all seem so silly now... picture 1 of 1

I have so many excuses... they all seem so silly now...

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Black GIF by thecapman

she went to the bar..'

She went to the bar..

Picture your niece calling you daddy'

Picture your niece calling you daddy

step dad knows how to keep me warm during winter'

Step dad knows how to keep me warm during winter

Boys will be boys.'

Boys will be boys.

Your girlfriend loves the attention'

Your girlfriend loves the attention

It's the best makeup you can wear'

It's the best makeup you can wear

U don't have a brain anyway'

U don't have a brain anyway

If you want daddy to control your life choices say yes daddy'

If you want daddy to control your life choices say yes daddy

He never came in me...'

He never came in me...

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