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Your buddy has a big cock you had to feel the weight of it'

Your buddy has a big cock you had to feel the weight of it

They're just dreams... right?'

They're just dreams... right?

The Dirty Truth Behind Her Struggles'

The Dirty Truth Behind Her Struggles

It's not cheating if you lied about your size. And then she finds out what average really is.'

It's not cheating if you lied about your size. And then she finds out what average really is.

Men are your betters. Whole generations of women are realizing it and submitting. It’s your turn! 🫵'

Men are your betters. Whole generations of women are realizing it and submitting. It’s your turn! 🫵

Sissy Surprise: Dressing Up to Please My GF'

Sissy Surprise: Dressing Up to Please My GF

Bachelorette parties are minefields'

Bachelorette parties are minefields

Get your holes resized'

Get your holes resized

Brace yourself, naughty princess - it's gonna get way filthier'

Brace yourself, naughty princess - it's gonna get way filthier

Eventually, it’s the only thing you’ll crave 😩🍆'

Eventually, it’s the only thing you’ll crave 😩🍆

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