Five minutes after telling him you're straight... picture 1 of 1

Five minutes after telling him you're straight...

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It's the most wonderful time of the year'

It's the most wonderful time of the year

He says it's the only thing I'm good for'

He says it's the only thing I'm good for

They would have thrown it away eventually anyways'

They would have thrown it away eventually anyways

Your husband is still on good terms with his ex… really good terms.'

Your husband is still on good terms with his ex… really good terms.

I love rubbing salt in your wounds, stupid trauma cunt.'

I love rubbing salt in your wounds, stupid trauma cunt.

She gave away 🐱 to save 🧀'

She gave away 🐱 to save 🧀

Life flashed before your eyes or the seed of life flashed all over your eyes'

Life flashed before your eyes or the seed of life flashed all over your eyes

especially older hair men <3'

Especially older hair men <3

Listen like a good little husband while your friend gives your wife what you never could'

Listen like a good little husband while your friend gives your wife what you never could

your body was made for him to use, for his pleasure'

Your body was made for him to use, for his pleasure

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