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Everyone has a past'

Everyone has a past

Cunts are inferior to all men.'

Cunts are inferior to all men.

Betray your gender for the patriarchy'

Betray your gender for the patriarchy

Show him how much it means to you to have his dick in your throat. If you don't, he'll find a new toy that IS grateful'

Show him how much it means to you to have his dick in your throat. If you don't, he'll find a new toy that IS grateful

...because the one you got is not for talking, it's for cock.'

...because the one you got is not for talking, it's for cock.

If your father didn’t teach you that you are a fleshlight for men to use, then I will.'

If your father didn’t teach you that you are a fleshlight for men to use, then I will.

Sometimes she’s just too pretty for her own good'

Sometimes she’s just too pretty for her own good

OMG I didn't know my bully works at this massage parlour!'

OMG I didn't know my bully works at this massage parlour!

Daughter lessons: daddies love to feed you breakfast in bed. Don’t forget to say Thank you.'

Daughter lessons: daddies love to feed you breakfast in bed. Don’t forget to say Thank you.

Cheating on your wife with her younger sister is THE BEST!'

Cheating on your wife with her younger sister is THE BEST!

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