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Dumb blonde needs a hand... or two

This ditzy bimbo can't even tie her shoes without getting distracted by her own reflection. Maybe you can show her what she's really good at?

Bimbo Blonde Distracted

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I wonder if my boyfriend believed that I 'forgot' to use condoms'

I wonder if my boyfriend believed that I 'forgot' to use condoms

Wife Findes an alpha for valentine'

Wife Findes an alpha for valentine

Women are made to be groped'

Women are made to be groped

My wife never comes to parent teacher conferences'

My wife never comes to parent teacher conferences

My daily morning task: Finishing off my step brother'

My daily morning task: Finishing off my step brother

He had a GF so its not gay'

He had a GF so its not gay

You'll never feel happier than when you serve men'

You'll never feel happier than when you serve men

Mom's Dirty Thoughts Unleashed'

Mom's Dirty Thoughts Unleashed

Fathers should make this tradition.'

Fathers should make this tradition.

If only you knew earlier...'

If only you knew earlier...

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