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Dude, You're Stuck in the Friendzone Forever

Guess what? You'll never get past first base, let alone satisfy a woman. Maybe it's time to accept your fate and just enjoy the view from the sidelines. Pathetic, but hot.

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Its just the truth. Accept your place in the status quo'

Its just the truth. Accept your place in the status quo

I fucked an old boyfriend, and made hubby's dream come true (ImageFap: chatmehard)'

I fucked an old boyfriend, and made hubby's dream come true (ImageFap: chatmehard)

POV: Your wife is cheating on you, with a bigger and better cock than yours. You have no idea'

POV: Your wife is cheating on you, with a bigger and better cock than yours. You have no idea

When dad and I get into fights, mom always prides herself on being the "peace negotiator"'

When dad and I get into fights, mom always prides herself on being the "peace negotiator"

I'm a bad mother, but my son will enjoy it'

I'm a bad mother, but my son will enjoy it

It’s still str8, you just wanted to keep your Step Dad happy!'

It’s still str8, you just wanted to keep your Step Dad happy!

Women are made to be groped'

Women are made to be groped

You knew with each nudes n info you are giving me the ammunition, now you have to just surrender and obey all my commands. Otherwise 😜'

You knew with each nudes n info you are giving me the ammunition, now you have to just surrender and obey all my commands. Otherwise 😜

Sucking a Bi Cock'

Sucking a Bi Cock

It’s totally str8 to help me out with my big blue balls…I swear! You are just being helpful!'

It’s totally str8 to help me out with my big blue balls…I swear! You are just being helpful!

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