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Caption of my feet I made. Thinking about having a Stroke Bud.

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Are you a Real Sissy?'

Are you a Real Sissy?

Stop crying and start enjoying it'

Stop crying and start enjoying it

Here’s looking at you, bro!'

Here’s looking at you, bro!

Instructions unclear'

Instructions unclear

You paid for an all-inclusive vacation for your wife and your nephew, and yet the fucking ingrate had the nerve to lock you in the hotel bathroom without your phone. You're sure your wife will come looking for you any minute now...'

You paid for an all-inclusive vacation for your wife and your nephew, and yet the fucking ingrate had the nerve to lock you in the hotel bathroom without your phone. You're sure your wife will come looking for you any minute now...

Life will be so much easier when you embrace being public fuckmeat'

Life will be so much easier when you embrace being public fuckmeat

I bet married dick taste good'

I bet married dick taste good

Don't make it an issue with your boyfriend if you don't want him to abandon you'

Don't make it an issue with your boyfriend if you don't want him to abandon you

Actually, she's up for another promotion. Maybe she'll take you out to celebrate.'

Actually, she's up for another promotion. Maybe she'll take you out to celebrate.

When do you take the leap into your new life? Or why not?'

When do you take the leap into your new life? Or why not?

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