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Best Christmas Ever!

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Your wife told you get a new car'

Your wife told you get a new car

Your bud challenged that you would get hard and you accepted, should be easy right?'

Your bud challenged that you would get hard and you accepted, should be easy right?

My daughter thought she could get away with skipping class and forging my signature.'

My daughter thought she could get away with skipping class and forging my signature.

She got naked, you figured she trusted you. She took out your cock, you figured she was joking. she asked to suck your cock, you let her...'

She got naked, you figured she trusted you. She took out your cock, you figured she was joking. she asked to suck your cock, you let her...

Accept your purpose'

Accept your purpose

for when the bullshit piles up'

For when the bullshit piles up

Who needs this treatment?'

Who needs this treatment?

Really dad ?!?'

Daughter lessons: Horsey rides with Daddy are the best!'

Daughter lessons: Horsey rides with Daddy are the best!

Heavier guys thrust deeper, making pregnancy more likely!'

Heavier guys thrust deeper, making pregnancy more likely!

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