All I want for Christmas is a real man's dick, not your tiny little cock. picture 1 of 1

All I want for Christmas is a real man's dick, not your tiny little cock.

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Thats why you keep your holes ready 24/7

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You were so ashamed the first time you masturbated to the memory; now you can't stop

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I have the most honest girlfriend in the world

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Your not gay, your goon bud keeps you straight

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My opinions always sound best when I’ve got a mouthful of dick. 😊

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Prepare some tea for her when she gets home

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Repeat after me: I submit to superior cocks!

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My roommate is really cool and not gay at all!

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