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No fingers don’t count and anal doesn’t count so this is doubly ok'

No fingers don’t count and anal doesn’t count so this is doubly ok

True place'

Men! This stat is not enough to teach these feminist holes their place. We need to improve the stat.'

Men! This stat is not enough to teach these feminist holes their place. We need to improve the stat.

All you need. All you want!'

All you need. All you want!

Make me pretty 🥹'

Make me pretty 🥹

The bet didn’t really involve your girlfriend, she just wanted to let you know what happens when you lose. Next time they’ll be getting more than just a view'

The bet didn’t really involve your girlfriend, she just wanted to let you know what happens when you lose. Next time they’ll be getting more than just a view

After your buddy tells you to look after his fiance at the Xmas party...'

After your buddy tells you to look after his fiance at the Xmas party...

None sissy ever wanna go back'

None sissy ever wanna go back

mmm, i have something bigger for her'

Mmm, i have something bigger for her

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