Your wife always has a backup plan on special days.

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Your girl is back on tinder'

Your girl is back on tinder

Every man you've ever met thought about using you as a sex toy, slut'

Every man you've ever met thought about using you as a sex toy, slut

She's busy'

Happy spouse, happy house'

Happy spouse, happy house

Being able to track, trap and subdue the largest specimens around is a point of pride for me'

Being able to track, trap and subdue the largest specimens around is a point of pride for me

Always trying to find a way'

Always trying to find a way

Well atleast we know she can take 2 at a time bro'

Well atleast we know she can take 2 at a time bro

Girls’ night out? That’s what she told him… but some plans are more fun when kept secret. 😉'

Girls’ night out? That’s what she told him… but some plans are more fun when kept secret. 😉

harmless prank'

It’s not gay, you are just helping me get through a tough break-up by showing me that even your ass is better than hers!'

It’s not gay, you are just helping me get through a tough break-up by showing me that even your ass is better than hers!

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