Your buds decided to show off their stamina tonight... But you have an early work day tomorrow, so you had to improvise

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Maybe next year you’ll learn to get into the Christmas spirit'

Maybe next year you’ll learn to get into the Christmas spirit

My girl hates condoms so I think every guy that fucked her heard this.'

My girl hates condoms so I think every guy that fucked her heard this.

Whores are getting dumber and dumber, it will be over when I say so'

Whores are getting dumber and dumber, it will be over when I say so

The truth is that I loved being fucked by another dick'

The truth is that I loved being fucked by another dick

It’s not gay, you are just being a good employee…that’s all!'

It’s not gay, you are just being a good employee…that’s all!

Spending the summer at grandma's place is not so boring now'

Spending the summer at grandma's place is not so boring now

Damn, I hit the jackpot with this freaky gf!'

Damn, I hit the jackpot with this freaky gf!

Heavenly Match: Sissies & Their Vibrators Go Wild'

Heavenly Match: Sissies & Their Vibrators Go Wild

The only purpose you mindless little cocksleeves have is to serve and worship the superior misogynistic men who treat you like shit. Just turn off your silly little brains and submit to the patriarchy'

The only purpose you mindless little cocksleeves have is to serve and worship the superior misogynistic men who treat you like shit. Just turn off your silly little brains and submit to the patriarchy

It is your fault, it is all your fault....'

It is your fault, it is all your fault....

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