Welcome to college! You’ve been classified as a “likely masturbator”, so you’ll have to pick one of three girls to hold your keys! Luckily (or unluckily) for you, you know them! So choose wisely, because they’ll hold your key for years… picture 1 of 3 Welcome to college! You’ve been classified as a “likely masturbator”, so you’ll have to pick one of three girls to hold your keys! Luckily (or unluckily) for you, you know them! So choose wisely, because they’ll hold your key for years… picture 2 of 3 Welcome to college! You’ve been classified as a “likely masturbator”, so you’ll have to pick one of three girls to hold your keys! Luckily (or unluckily) for you, you know them! So choose wisely, because they’ll hold your key for years… picture 3 of 3