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I really need a big juicy alpha cock'

I really need a big juicy alpha cock

If you don't give it to her, she'll find a guy who will.'

If you don't give it to her, she'll find a guy who will.

I just can't help myself'

I just can't help myself

Would You Rather..'

Would You Rather..

Embrace the bliss of a simple purpose, you weren’t meant for anything else'

Embrace the bliss of a simple purpose, you weren’t meant for anything else

Men are always superior'

Men are always superior

And you're not gonna say a thing to her...'

And you're not gonna say a thing to her...

Talk less - Fuck more'

Talk less - Fuck more

Couldn’t help herself…'

Couldn’t help herself…

sissy love cum'

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