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You and your girlfriend were at a party a bunch of your coworkers were having. One asshole coworker kept hitting on her and trying to get with her, “she’s a loyal girlfriend, she’d never cheat on me and you’d never have a chance” you told him. You headed home early and on the ride back you got this'

You and your girlfriend were at a party a bunch of your coworkers were having. One asshole coworker kept hitting on her and trying to get with her, “she’s a loyal girlfriend, she’d never cheat on me and you’d never have a chance” you told him. You headed home early and on the ride back you got this

After a long day, I need my couch & toys to unwind... and cum hard 💦'

After a long day, I need my couch & toys to unwind... and cum hard 💦

I always told my husband that he was my first in anal sex. But my old archive with my ex gave away the truth. Does that count as cheating ?))'

I always told my husband that he was my first in anal sex. But my old archive with my ex gave away the truth. Does that count as cheating ?))

Well do you ? 😘😍❤️'

Well do you ? 😘😍❤️

It's that easy'

What's your reaction to getting this message?'

What's your reaction to getting this message?

In between holes they use mine ⛳️'

In between holes they use mine ⛳️

This is more of less what I assume tbh. I actually enjoy suspiciously late days with no explanation.'

This is more of less what I assume tbh. I actually enjoy suspiciously late days with no explanation.

They're lots of fun'

They're lots of fun

Not as surprised as me'

Not as surprised as me

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