Not gay if I lost the size bet and made to own up to it

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Parenting cunts: when moms fail, dads need to step in'

Parenting cunts: when moms fail, dads need to step in

Extreme deepthroat'

Extreme deepthroat

"Safe Sex"'

Her first big white cock!'

Her first big white cock!

bimbo cum-slut'

This would explain why she’s been having such a bad sore throat lately…'

This would explain why she’s been having such a bad sore throat lately…

Got my face covered in cum I hope I will manage to clean the mess before my husband returns'

Got my face covered in cum I hope I will manage to clean the mess before my husband returns

Thank goodness for Little Brothers'

Thank goodness for Little Brothers

Objects don't vote, and neither should you'

Objects don't vote, and neither should you

You've always known it to be true'

You've always known it to be true

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