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My bud's cosplay keeps things 100% straight [a hentai caption for a change]

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It doesn’t matter if he cheats on you- you’re his property. Does it matter to a car if its owner drives another car?'

It doesn’t matter if he cheats on you- you’re his property. Does it matter to a car if its owner drives another car?

Do you think you would win against your buddy?'

Do you think you would win against your buddy?

All fathers should do this with his daughter. Daddy should always be the first'

All fathers should do this with his daughter. Daddy should always be the first

The new you!'

Did you wash the sheets?'

Did you wash the sheets?

If you're good, I might even make a caption out of you'

If you're good, I might even make a caption out of you

She wants it Raw'

She wants it Raw

The sooner you accept it, the better it will be.'

The sooner you accept it, the better it will be.

I'd be single too.'

I'd be single too.

Help me hold my legs up while I ride…'

Help me hold my legs up while I ride…

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