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I could understand why she didn’t want to fish the rest of the vacation'

I could understand why she didn’t want to fish the rest of the vacation

Daddy loves dumping his balls inside of me before I leave for work'

Daddy loves dumping his balls inside of me before I leave for work

Why waste your opportunities?'

Why waste your opportunities?

I mean, if she can't remember it, it didn't happen, right?'

I mean, if she can't remember it, it didn't happen, right?

Your wife told you get a new car'

Your wife told you get a new car

Why would I waste the tissue?'

Why would I waste the tissue?

I'd lose control too.'

I'd lose control too.

Your ex is going to laugh so hard when she sees this sissy!'

Your ex is going to laugh so hard when she sees this sissy!

🩷The best job in the world 🩷'

🩷The best job in the world 🩷

Are you misbehaving?'

Are you misbehaving?

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