If we don't deal with all of this built up alpha energy, somebody is going to get fucked up bro

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Be useful, or get out'

Be useful, or get out

Objectify yourself. Please the algorithm'

Objectify yourself. Please the algorithm

I would suck his dick 24/7 if he would let me'

I would suck his dick 24/7 if he would let me

Discovers gf's dildo while locked up'

Discovers gf's dildo while locked up

You don't have a sense of style if strangers don't do the same to your cleavage'

You don't have a sense of style if strangers don't do the same to your cleavage

Start her on the right path, one of a single parent 😈🍆💦💦💦🤰'

Start her on the right path, one of a single parent 😈🍆💦💦💦🤰

An excuse to get under the sheets'

An excuse to get under the sheets

It's okay to like it like this. It's our little secret <3'

It's okay to like it like this. It's our little secret <3

You always wondered where your girl was disappearing to and why all the guys talked so highly of her'

You always wondered where your girl was disappearing to and why all the guys talked so highly of her

Its not gay if i swallow the evidence! Plus i didn't even touch you cock bro'

Its not gay if i swallow the evidence! Plus i didn't even touch you cock bro

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