If we don't deal with all of this built up alpha energy, somebody is going to get fucked up bro

original content

Still Straight Captions

Video Captions

Penetrator and penetrated.'

Penetrator and penetrated.

Doing what I gotta do for my step brothers car keys… well he didn’t say I had to swallow but'

Doing what I gotta do for my step brothers car keys… well he didn’t say I had to swallow but

Mommy and Son bonding'

Mommy and Son bonding

That defeated look is my favorite 🥰'

That defeated look is my favorite 🥰

"She's just a friend"'

"She's just a friend"

Your Girlfriend Seemed Pretty Famous In The Neighborhood, Now You Know Why'

Your Girlfriend Seemed Pretty Famous In The Neighborhood, Now You Know Why

Best Possible Mixup'

Best Possible Mixup

Using his friend as a stand in'

Using his friend as a stand in

I hope he didn’t wait up for me too late 🤭'

I hope he didn’t wait up for me too late 🤭

Show more

Random Porn Caption