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Dumb Down & Get Down – No Brains Needed, Just Obey'

Dumb Down & Get Down – No Brains Needed, Just Obey

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Long showers with Dad are the best!

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Women don't have to speak the same language as you. Just stuff your hard cock in their face, and they'll know what to do.

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It's time for your hypno yoga session

Dumb feminist talk about what they won't allow until a cock is in it's face.'

Dumb feminist talk about what they won't allow until a cock is in it's face.

Starting a new family with daddy'

Starting a new family with daddy

Don't trust your girl around her ex'

Don't trust your girl around her ex

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Would that be too much to hear?

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Always remember...

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What is happening?

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