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It's not gay if they look like girls.'

It's not gay if they look like girls.

What would you do if this happened to you?'

What would you do if this happened to you?

Your girlfriend won't be short of offers of lifts after this. It won't be long until they've all felt the warmth of her mouth round thier cocks.'

Your girlfriend won't be short of offers of lifts after this. It won't be long until they've all felt the warmth of her mouth round thier cocks.

Go on hands up. This type of treatment makes you wet, doesnt it?'

Go on hands up. This type of treatment makes you wet, doesnt it?

The Sissy ABCs: K'

The Sissy ABCs: K

men will never care about us, so don’t bother to tell him to stop because our holes is his right!'

Men will never care about us, so don’t bother to tell him to stop because our holes is his right!

God being bred for a birthday would be the best 🤤 cum for a present'

God being bred for a birthday would be the best 🤤 cum for a present

I think my son may have ruined me for my husband'

I think my son may have ruined me for my husband

Monsters are out there, they walk amongst us... Beware of those dangerous inches'

Monsters are out there, they walk amongst us... Beware of those dangerous inches

Rules for Urinals'

Rules for Urinals

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